I exhaled slowly. If this was what she wanted to do… I pulled on the flannel pajama top over my clothes. Just the top. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that horrible matching set.
Ash was beaming.
It wasn’t the girls’ night I’d imagined, but I was still with my girls. Maybe we could play grab-a-nana and get so wasted that the Bananaphone song might actually start to sound good. Wait…where is the booze?
“Strippers,” said Slavanka.
Finally, someone was speaking my language. “Yes! We need strippers!” I loved Slavanka. She was such a kinky bitch.
Ash shook her head. “No. No strippers.”
“No,” Slavanka said. “Strippers.”
“Yes,” Ash agreed. “No strippers.”
“No.” Long pause. “Strippers,” Slavanka said again and nodded. The word no and the nod were sending very different messages. And the pause in the middle was starting to pique my interest. Was she saying: “No, there will definitely be strippers?”
“So…yes?” I asked. “Yes to the strippers?”
“I don’t know what’s happening right now,” Ash said. “Slavanka just said no. Come on, guys. Let’s have some banana bread. And then maybe we can watch Ace Ventura. He has a pet monkey, I think. I bet there’s at least one banana in that movie.” She picked up the remote.
There was a knock on the door.
“Yes,” Slavanka said. “I get door.” She opened the door. “Yes. Strippers now.”
There were too fully nude men standing in the doorway.
Slavanka, you really are a kinky bitch! She didn’t even care about the stripping part. She’d just hired two nudists to come to our room. I was in love with that.
Ash screamed at the top of her lungs.
“Strippers,” Slavanka said. “Bananas.” She pointed to their erect penises.
Now those were my kind of bananas!
Before we could stop Ash, she ran toward the door.
Wow, she’s really into this. I wondered which one she was going to attack. The guy on the left had better abs. But the one on the right looked like he had an inch on the other guy. Penis length. Not height. He was actually quite a bit shorter.
But Ash didn’t jump one and start making out with him. She tried to run between them to escape.
They moved out of the way too slowly though and her hand collided with the bigger erection.
She screamed at the top of her lungs again and kept running down the hall.
Slavanka and I looked at each other.
“We should probably go after her,” I said.
“Yes. Chase the silly Banana Party girl.”
Yup. We both started running after Ash. But she was a speedy little thing. “I almost forgot to ask,” I said to Slavanka as we ran through the green. “Are there any footnotes about sharing the rules? Like could I tell my boyfriend about them?”
“Single girl has no boyfriend.”
“So…no?”
“No.”
No. So the rules were only for girls’ eyes. And she had a good point. Single girls didn’t have boyfriends. I’d have to think about that. I wasn’t sure if my relationship with Chad really counted though since he went to a different school. And the promise ring didn’t mean anything. It was just a beautiful accessory with a very small diamond.
Ash sprinted across the green.
“Ash!” I yelled. “Let’s just go back to the dorm!”
“No!”
Actually, that was fine. As great as the strippers looked…they were clearly amateurs. The ones I’d planned would be way better. Plus Daddy’s jet was already stocked full of everything we needed. And I’d made the pilot fly all the way here. It would be a waste if we didn’t use it.
I quickly sent Teddybear a text telling him and Ghost to come help me.
And then I turned around to take a selfie with Slavanka. “Single Girl Rule #7: Pics or it didn’t happen!”
“Yes. Pics happen.”
I snapped the perfect shot of the two of us with Ash running around behind us on the green. I snapped another and was lucky enough to perfectly capture Teddybear bagging Ash.
I spun around. My boys were just in time.
“What is this?” Slavanka asked as Teddybear lifted the bagged Ash over his shoulder.
“It’s time to go.” I slid my phone into my bra.
“Go to where?”
“The real Banana Party.”
Chapter 3 - Daddy’s Fun Jet
Friday, Sept 13, 2013
“What is wrong with you?” Ash said and tore the bag off her head. The anger dissipated from her face as she looked around. “Where are we?”
“Daddy’s fun jet.”
“I can see that.” She looked out the window. “Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“No.” She shook her head and turned back to me. “No, my Banana Party was a surprise. Kidnapping is not a surprise! It’s a federal offense!”
Is it? That didn’t sound right. “I didn’t kidnap you. I offered to go back to the dorm and you said no.”
“I didn’t want to go back because there were naked men there!”
“Yeah. So now we’re on the jet. Do you see any naked men?”
The stewardess walked by and gave me a weird look.
Girl, like you’re suddenly scared of nakedness. She was naked all the time on this thing. I shot her a look back that screamed, “Don’t send out the pilot naked after all.” I wasn’t sure she got it, but I’d figure that out later. The last thing I needed was for Ash to jump out of the jet.
I cleared my throat. “We need one more pic now that you’ve calmed down.” I spun around and adjusted my cleavage so that it was pouring out my pajama top and then snapped a picture. Damn I looked good, even in flannel. But I looked better without it. I tore the flannel top off and stood up. “Now we go shopping.”
“That’s where we’re going?” Ash looked relieved.
“No, silly. The shopping is coming to us.” I snapped my fingers and a second stewardess pushed out a rack of clothes. I hadn’t realized Slavanka would be here, but it didn’t matter. Slavanka was just a little taller than Ash. Worst case scenario she’d just end up showing a little extra leg.
I walked over to the rack of clothes. Everything was perfect. Ash was going to have to wear something quite slutty unless she wanted to keep rocking those flannel PJs. I couldn’t have planned this better if I’d tried.
The first stewardess came back out. “Anything else you ladies need?”
I turned to Slavanka and Ash. “Are you guys thirsty or hungry? The food is so much better than normal airplane food. You’ll love it.”
“I eat,” Slavanka said.
“I’m actually quite parched,” Ash said.
The stewardess handed them each a menu. “I’ll give you some time to look it over.” She walked away.
Ash’s eyes bulged. “Does this say blowjob?”
“Hm?” I looked at the menu. “Oh, yeah, you can order sex stuff if you want. I figured you probably just wanted a drink though, you dirty girl.”