Ash twisted her mouth to the side. It looked like she was maybe considering it.
I knew how to push her over the edge. “And you can’t make me go alone or I’ll cry.”
Now Ash was starting to look very guilty. Which meant I almost had her.
“I could just ask Slavanka…”
“You barely even know Slavanka. What if she’s dangerous?”
“Because she’s Russian? That’s very uncultured of you, Ash. She doesn’t seem like a dirty communist.”
“No. Like…stranger danger.”
“Hmmm. That is a good point. If only I had someone to go with me…”
Ash sighed.
“Plus everyone’s going to be talking about this party for months. It’s the party to end all parties. The rager to end all ragers. The epicness to end all epicness.”
“Promise you won’t ditch me?”
“I would never.”
Ash just stared at me. “Do you not remember our first night here when you dragged me out to that frat house on Main Street and disappeared?”
“Like one of your frisbees?”
“Stop it. I turned around and you were gone. Actually, if I recall correctly it was because you were hooking up with Jock #1. So the fact that he’s the one who invited you to this party is making me even more nervous. I had to walk home alone past midnight. It was very scary.”
“If I recall correctly, one of my bodyguards went with you.”
“Yeah, but those guys creep me out. You know this.”
We both turned toward my bodyguards who were standing in the corner of the dining hall staring at us.
I’d take care of them soon. There had to be a way to get rid of them. I just hadn’t figured it out yet. “I’m sorry,” I said. “I won’t ditch you again. I promise.” I lifted my hand up. “Pinky promise.”
Ash reluctantly wrapped her pinky around mine. “Pinky promise.”
“Unless there’s a really hot guy…”
“Chastity!”
I laughed and let go of her pinky. “There’s nothing to worry about. On Friday night I’m gonna try to find us some guys that are down for the back door.”
“No.”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Is everything okay here?” asked Teddybear. Ghost glared at us.
“Yes,” I said. “We were both just talking about how we’ve never had anal and are dying to try. Have you tried it?” I winked at him.
He cleared his throat. “So you’re both okay?”
“Well, not until we do the dirty deed. And I’d much prefer to do it with someone I know and trust. Someone really…strong.” My eyed landed on the big biceps hidden beneath his suit jacket. “If you know what I’m saying.”
He didn’t respond.
“Well endowed is what I’m saying.”
He cleared his throat again. “If you need anything, I’ll be over there.” He walked away.
I turned back to Ash and sighed. “How simple is he? I just told him I needed anal. Clearly I do need something and he just walked away. It was a very open invitation. He’s not very good at serving me.”
“Isn’t he just supposed to protect you? Not serve you sexually? And maybe he’s not into that kinky stuff.”
“I wasn’t going to dress him up in leather or whip him or anything.”
“Fair.”
I laughed. “Ash, you are seriously the best. So you’re coming to the party, right? Please? Pretty, pretty please?”
“I guess I have no choice.”
“Exactly.” I lifted up a fry and bit into it. Holy greasy goodness. I couldn’t wait to see if my tits grew before Friday night. Because I needed to look fine as hell. I wanted to make sure that all the boys at this school knew I had arrived.
Chapter 3 - Sexy Twins Gambit
Friday - Sept 6, 2013
My phone buzzed and Slavanka’s name crossed the screen. I almost screamed as I answered it. “Tell me they’re ready.”
“The rules are ready,” Slavanka said.
“Ah I love you!”
“Yes, okay.”
“Can I come get them now?”
“It is rain weather. You come tomorrow.”
I looked out the window of my dorm. A rainy day had turned into a dark and stormy night. But rain had never stopped me from going to a party before. Besides, Jock #1 was the best of the jocks I’d hooked up with since coming to campus. Tonight was going to be a blast. Especially if I had the Single Girl Rules in my hands. “I’ll come now.”
“If you are sure.”
“Mhm. See you soon.” I ended the call and turned to Ash. “They’re ready.”
“What’s ready?”
I’d been talking about nothing but the Single Girl Rules since they’d magically appeared to me two days ago. How did she not know what I was talking about right now? “The Single Girl Rules.”
“Oh, right. The paper that fell from the sky with angelic music playing that’s full of sex rules?”
“It fell from a book, but yes. I’m going to go grab them. Want to come?”
“No, I need to figure out what to wear tonight. What do you think of this?” She pulled out what I assumed was something she’d stolen from her grandmother for a reason I couldn’t fathom. It. Was. Horrifying.
“Um…keep looking,” I said. “I’ll be back soon.”
“Wait, hasn’t the party already started? We’re going to be late.”
“Of course we’re going to be late. You can’t show up to a party on time. That would be #Lame.”
“Oh. Right. I knew that.” Ash scrunched her mouth to the side and looked at Ghost and Teddybear in the corner.
I laughed. “Don’t worry, I’m taking them with me. See you in a bit. And try to find something with a little less…sleeves.”
“It doesn’t have sleeves.”
I tilted my head to the side. How did it not have sleeves? There was so much fabric. Where was it all going? “If you say so. It’s still a no from me.”
Ash nodded and shoved the hideous dress back into her closet. I’d definitely need to dress her when I got back. Which was fine. I was already planning to. I left the room with my two minions in toe.
“When are you going to tell Ash that you aren’t allowed to go to the party?” asked Teddybear.
I laughed and shoved his arm. “Oh Teddybear. You’re so funny. I talked with Daddy earlier today and he said it was fine.”
“You know I’m going to text him to confirm that, right?”
Damn it! “Fine. I know I’m not allowed to go.” Because of you, you jerk. I still couldn’t believe he’d ratted me out to my dad and gotten me banned from any more parties just because I kept ditching their lame asses. It wasn’t my fault that they couldn’t keep up with me. “I’m just pretending like I can for Ash’s benefit. That poor girl really needs to break out of her shell. I’m gonna get her all ready and then break the news to her at the last minute. By that point she will have spent so much time getting ready that it won’t make sense for her to back out.”