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How the Multiverse Got Its Revenge
Author: K. Eason

 

CHAPTER ONE

 


   Ivar Valenko, former crown prince of the Free Worlds of Tadesh, now in permanent exile-asylum on Lanscot, was herding sheep for Grytt when the fairy appeared.

   She looked like a small woman, short as a mirri, but of course without the distinctive, limbless spherical environmental suit mirri used when interacting with oxygen-based atmospheres, and without any daughter-buds, so really, there was nothing mirri-like about the fairy at all, except that human women did not, in Ivar’s experience, come in that particular size. Here we must note that Ivar was unfamiliar with children of any age, his single experience having been limited to a visit with the Princess of Thorne, when she had shown him a pondful of fish and thus, quite inadvertently, saved him from an assassin’s bomb.

   But Ivar knew, somehow, and with firm conviction, that this was not a child. He was reasonably certain, as he drew a bit closer, that she was also not a woman, or at least not entirely human. He knew, in a sort of distant, textbook way, that there were no such things as partial humans, but he did not hold to those views with any conviction. He had almost as little experience with women as he did with children, having spent much of his post-adolescence in cryostasis, captive and laboratory experiment of Vernor Moss, former Regent of the Free Worlds of Tadesh. He had, because of Moss’s machinations, skipped past much of the maturation process in which one learns, or is taught, what is and is not possible. This fluidity of perception made him especially receptive to new experiences, but also exceptionally ill-suited to most forms of social interaction. Grytt and Messer Rupert were the exceptions, in Messer Rupert’s case because he had experience as a tutor and general molder-of-youthful-spirits (he had done rather well with Rory); and in Grytt’s because she did not have especially high expectations of people in general.

   Grytt did, however, expect Ivar to mind her sheep, which meant keeping them safe. Although Ivar knew (in that same, distant textbookish way) that it was really the dogs, Bobby and Edmund, who were responsible for sheep-safety, he also knew that sheep were not stupid. If there was something dangerous, they could usually tell; it was just what to do about it that sometimes confused them. Ivar shared some sympathy with that.

   And so, when he saw the fairy, he looked at them, first: the sheep, and then the dogs. The sheep did not seem to notice the woman at all, which suggested that she was, in fact, real. (Sheep tended to ignore people unless there was food involved). Bobby and Edmund cocked their fluffy black-and-white ears at her, and Bobby even sniffed in her general direction, but no hackles came up, and no growling ensued, so Ivar decided it might be all right to approach.

   So he did.

   The fairy woman was sitting on a flat rock, the largest and flattest on a slopeful of rocks, almost at the pinnacle of the hill. It happened to be Ivar’s favorite sitting-stone as well. He was not sure how to feel about finding someone else on it. (The wonder that there was anyone out here at all had already passed out of his awareness). She was dressed impractically for following sheep around the hills, and entirely in green, which set her at vibrant odds with the late summer grasses. She wore some kind of dress with a close-fitting bodice that dissolved into a skirt made of strips and panels of cloth overlapping like scales or feathers. Even from her position on the rock, sitting with her legs dangling, the skirt moved restlessly around her legs, as if it had a mind of its own. The hose she wore were also green and embroidered with tiny gold butterflies. Her feet were bare, and possessed of longish, shapely toes that seemed to have an extra joint.

   The woman, he realized, was entirely green. Hair, which she wore long and intricately bound up in silver and gold threads. Eyes (except for the white part, and the pupil). And her skin, which was really the telling feature. The color could be paint—he had thought it must be, knowing as he did that human people did not come in green—but now he was certain that green was her natural shade.

   She smiled, green lips breaking over teeth small and white as pearls, only sharper.

   “Ivar Valenko,” she said.

   His patronymic was not exactly secret, but it also wasn’t meant for, as Messer Rupert put it, general consumption. Ivar was supposed to be dead, and probably would have been, except for Rory; and if it became widely known that he wasn’t, Dame Maggie might say he couldn’t remain on the farm with Grytt and Rupert anymore. Ivar knew what exile meant (textbook knowing, again). He ranked it just above extended time in cryostasis for desirability.

   So he was not at all pleased that this green woman sitting on his favorite rock knew his name.

   Messer Rupert had said hello was the preferred manner in which to greet people one did not know. The green woman had already violated that protocol. Ivar borrowed his manners from Grytt, who usually snorted when Messer Rupert pronounced on etiquette, skipped the greeting, and went straight to the thing he most wanted to know.

   “What do you want?”

   The green woman’s green eyebrows climbed. Her smile remained, if a little stiffer now, sharp as her teeth. “Most people ask what I am, first.”

   Ivar shrugged. He had learned if he didn’t say anything for long enough that two things happened: one, he could not get into trouble for saying the wrong thing; and two, people tended to lose patience and say whatever it was they’d intended in the first place.

   “You certainly didn’t get a Naming, did you?” the green woman muttered. Her smile had turned into a husk of itself. “Charm is the first thing we hand out at those. Well. Not the first thing I hand out. I usually get stuck with great strength or physical prowess or whatever best fits the father’s expectations.”

   That confirmed it. This was a fairy. Ivar forgot to be suspicious, or rather, he set his suspicions aside. Rory had told him about the fairies that had attended her Naming, and the gifts they’d handed out. He had thought, at the time, she’d been teasing him, even though Messer Rupert and Grytt had, when pressed, confirmed the account. (“There were unknown xenos present,” Messer Rupert had said; and Grytt had made one of her faces, which was as good as a verbal confirmation.)

   Ivar had been vaguely jealous at the time. His father, and later Moss, had been relentlessly dismissive of anything which did not conform to his worldview, including fairies, imagination, and cats.

   He eyed the fairy. “What did you give Rory for her Naming?”

   “I gave her the ability to play the harp, which I understand she subverted to good cause.” The fairy smiled, this time without teeth or humor. “If I’m called for a prince, I give things like incredible strength and physical resilience, but there’s not much call for brawny princesses. Bet someone’s regretting that now.”

   “She’s not a princess anymore.”

   “She’s still Rory Thorne,” the green fairy said, enigmatically. “To answer your first question: I want you to deliver a message for me.”

   Cold sweat prickled on Ivar’s skin. He hated talking to people with very few exceptions, and four of those exceptions had left Lanscot almost two years ago. “You should talk to Messer Rupert or Grytt.”

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