And tomorrow? Move back into Nan Moss and Bill’s? At the age of twenty-three. Later in the week, he’ll take the Fender back to Selmer’s Guitars and beg for a partial refund on what he’s already paid. Minus wear and tear. Rest in peace, Dean Moss the professional musician. Harry Moffat’ll find out, of course. And laugh his tits off.
Or … Dean looks down Brewer Street, to the clubs, lights, bustle, peep-shows, arcades, pubs … I roll the dice one last time. Goof might be at the Coach and Horses. Nick Woo’s usually at the Mandrake club on Fridays. Al’s at Bunjie’s over on Litchfield Street. Maybe Al will let him sleep on his floor until Monday. Tomorrow he’ll look for a new job at a coffee shop. Ideally, some distance from the Etna. I can live off of bread ’n’ Marmite till I’m paid again.
But … what if Fortune favours the prudent? What if Dean rolls that dice one last time, spends his money on getting into a club, chatting up some posh girl with a flat of her own, who then clears off while Dean’s in the bog? Wouldn’t be the first time. Or what if a bouncer dumps him, pissed as a newt, onto an icy puke-spattered pavement at three in the morning with his train fare gone? The only way back to Gravesend then’ll be Shank’s Pony. Across D’Arblay Street a tramp sifts through an overflowing bin in the light of a launderette. What if he once rolled the dice one last time, too?
Dean says it aloud: ‘What if my songs are shit ’n’ drivel?’
What if I’m just codding myself I’m a musician?
Dean has to decide. He takes out the sixpence again.
Heads, it’s D’Arblay Street and Gravesend.
Tails, it’s Brewer Street and Soho and music.
Dean flips the coin into the air …
‘Excuse me, Dean Moss?’ The coin falls into the gutter and out of sight. My sixpence! Dean turns around to see the possible queer beatnik from the counter at the Etna. He’s wearing a fur hat, like a Russian spy, though his accent sounds American. ‘Jeez, sorry, I made you lose your coin …’
‘Yeah, yer bloody did.’
‘Wait up, here it is, look …’ The stranger bends down and retrieves Dean’s sixpence from a crack. ‘There you go.’
Dean pockets it. ‘So who are you, then?’
‘My name’s Levon Frankland. We met in August, backstage at the Brighton Odeon. The Future Stars Revue. I was managing the Great Apes. Or trying to. You were with Battleship Potemkin. You played “Dirty River”. A great song.’
Dean’s wary of praise, especially from a possible queer. On the other hand, this particular possible queer is a music manager, and of late Dean has been starved of praise from anyone for anything. ‘I wrote “Dirty River”. That’s my song.’
‘So I gather. I also gather you and the Potemkins parted ways.’
Dean’s nose-tip is icy. ‘Got booted out. For “revisionism”.’
Levon Frankland laughs straggly clouds of frozen breath. ‘Makes a change from “artistic differences”.’
‘They wrote a song ’bout Chairman Mao and I said it was a crock o’ shit. The chorus went, “Chairman Mao, Chairman Mao, your red flag’s not a holy cow”. Honest to God.’
‘You’re better off without them.’ Frankland takes out a pack of Rothmans and offers Dean a smoke.
‘I’m bloody skint without ’em.’ Numb-fingered, Dean takes a cigarette. ‘Bloody skint and neck-deep in the shit.’
Frankland lights Dean’s cigarette, then his own, with a fancy Zippo. ‘I couldn’t help but overhear …’ He nods at the Etna. ‘So you’ve got nowhere to stay tonight?’
A platoon of mods marches by in their Friday night finery. On speed and off to the Marquee, Dean guesses. ‘Nope. Nowhere.’
‘I’ve got a proposal,’ decides Frankland.
Dean shivers. ‘Do yer? What kind o’ proposal?’
‘There’s a band playing at the 2i’s club tonight. I’d like your opinion as a musician on their potential. If you tag along, you can crash on my sofa. My flat’s in Bayswater. It’s not the Ritz, but it’s warmer than under Waterloo Bridge.’
‘Aren’t yer managing the Great Apes?’
‘Not any more. Artistic differences. I’m’ – glass smashes nearby and demonic laughter rings out – ‘scouting for fresh talent.’
Dean’s tempted. It’ll be warm and dry. Tomorrow he’ll be able to cadge a bite of breakfast, get cleaned up and work through his little black book. Frankland must have a telephone. Problem is, what if this lifeline has a price-tag attached?
‘If you’d feel vulnerable on my sofa’ – Levon looks amused – ‘you can sleep in my bath. There’s a lock on the door.’
So he is a queer, Dean realises, and he knows I’ve guessed … but if he’s not hung up about it, why should I be? ‘Sofa’s fine.’
The cellar of the 2i’s Coffee Bar at 59 Old Compton Street is as hot, dank and dark as armpits. Two naked bulbs dangle above the low stage made of planks and milk-crates. The walls sweat and the ceiling drips. Yet only five years ago, 2i’s was one of Soho’s hippest showcases for new talent: Cliff Richard, Hank Marvin, Tommy Steele and Adam Faith began their careers here. Tonight, the stage is occupied by Archie Kinnock’s Blues Cadillac, featuring Archie Kinnock on vocals and rhythm guitar; Larry Ratner, bassist; a drummer in a vest whose kit is too big for the stage; and a tall, thin, wild-looking guitarist with pinkish skin, reddish hair and narrow eyes. His purple jacket swirls and his hair dangles over his fretboard. The band is playing Archie Kinnock’s old hit ‘Lonely As Hell’. Within moments, Dean can see that not one but two of the Blues Cadillac’s wheels are coming loose. Archie Kinnock is drunk, stoned or both. He blues-moans into the mic – ‘I’m looo-ooonely as hell, babe, looo-ooonely as hell’ – but he keeps fluffing his guitar part. Larry Ratner, meanwhile, is lagging behind the beat. His backing vocals – ‘You’re looo-ooonely as well, babe, you’re looo-ooo-ooo-ooonely as well’ – are off-key, not in a good way. He barks at the drummer, ‘Too bleedin’ slow!’ in mid-song. The drummer scowls. The guitarist launches into a solo, sustaining a winding, buzzing note for three bars before checking in with the world-weary riff. Archie Kinnock resumes his rhythm part, sticking to the E-A-G underlay while the lead guitarist takes up the melody and, bewitchingly, inverts it. The second solo impresses Dean even more than the first. People crane their necks to watch the lead guitarist’s fingers fly, pick, clamp, pull, slide and hammer up and down the fretboard.
How’s he even doing that?
Muddy Waters’s ‘I’m Your Hoochie Coochie Man’ is followed by a lesser Archie Kinnock hit, ‘Magic Carpet Ride’, which segues into Booker T and the MG’s ‘Green Onions’. The guitarist and the drummer play with accelerating verve while the two old hands, Kinnock and Ratner, drag the band down. The bandleader winds up the first set by saluting the double-figures audience as if he just blew the roof off the Albert Hall. ‘London, I’m Archie Kinnock and I’m back! We’ll be out again soon for part two, okay?’ The Blues Cadillac retire to the sunken bunker off to the side of the 2i’s stage. Cream’s ‘I Feel Free’ wails from tinny speakers and half of the audience plod upstairs to buy Coke, orange juice and coffee.