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Heroes : Mortals and Monsters, Quests and Adventures(7)
Author: Stephen Fry

‘I smell a mortal,’ she shrieked, stabbing a finger in the direction of Perseus. ‘Look, Pemphredo. Use the eye!’

Pemphredo, the sister with the eye, cast wild glances in all directions. ‘There’s nothing there, Enyo.’

‘I tell you there is. A mortal. I smell it!’ cried Enyo. ‘Bite it, DINO.fn11 Use your tooth. Bite! Bite it to death!’

Perseus stole silently closer, taking great care not to step on any cast-off bones.

‘Give me the eye, Pemphredo! I swear to you I smell mortal flesh.’

‘Here, take it.’ Pemphredo took the eye from her socket and the one called Enyo stretched out her hand greedily to receive it. Stepping forward Perseus snatched up the eye himself.

‘What was that? Who? What?’

Perseus had brushed Dino, the sister with the tooth. Taking advantage of her open-mouthed astonishment he plucked the tooth from her mouth and stepped back with a loud laugh.

‘Good evening, ladies.’

‘The tooth! The tooth, someone has taken the tooth!’

‘Where is the eye? Who has the eye?’

‘I have your tooth, sisters, and I have your eye too.’

‘Give them back!’

‘You have no right.’

‘All in good time,’ said Perseus. ‘I could return this cloudy old eye and this rotten old tooth. I’ve no use for them. Of course, I could just as easily throw them into the sea …’

‘No! No! We beg of you!’

‘Beg …’

‘It all depends on you,’ said Perseus, walking round and round them. As he passed they shot out their bony arms to try and grab him, but he was always too quick.

‘What do you want?’

‘Information. You are old. You know things.’

‘What would you have us tell you?’

‘How to find your sisters, the Gorgons.’

‘What do you want with them?’

‘I’d like to take Medusa home with me. Part of her at least.’

‘Ha! You’re a fool. She will petrify you.’

‘That’s turn you to stone.’

‘I’m not ignorant. I know what “petrify” means,’ said Perseus. ‘You let me worry about all that, just tell me where to find the island where they live.’

‘You mean our lovely sisters harm.’

‘Tell me or I throw first the eye and then the tooth into the sea.’

‘Libya!’ cried the one called Enyo. ‘The island is off the coast of Libya.’

‘Are you satisfied?’

‘They’ll kill you and feast on your flesh and we shall hear of it and cheer,’ screeched Dino.

‘Now, give us our eye and our tooth.’

‘Certainly,’ said Perseus. These hags might be old, he told himself, but they have sharp claws and they are fierce and vengeful. I had better buy myself some time. ‘Tell you what, let’s make a game of it,’ he said. ‘Close your eyes and count to a hundred … Oh. Of course. No need to close your eyes. Just count to a hundred while I hide the tooth and eye. They’ll be somewhere in this cave, I promise. No cheating. One, two, three, four …’

‘Damn you, child of Prometheus!’

‘May your flesh rot from your bones!’

Perseus moved swiftly round their chamber, counting with them. ‘You should be thanking me … nineteen, twenty … not cursing me,’ he said as they hurled fouler and filthier obscenities at him. ‘Forty-five, forty-six … surely this is the most exciting thing to have happened to you for centuries … sixty-eight, sixty-nine … you will be talking about this day for ages and ages to come. Don’t start looking till you reach a hundred, no cheating, now!’

As Perseus returned along the passageway towards the mouth of the cave and the open beach he heard the voices of the Graeae behind him squabbling, screaming and spitting.

‘Out of the way, out of the way!’

‘I have it, I have it!’

‘That’s just a chip of bone, you old fool.’

‘The eye! I have the eye!’

‘Let go of my tongue!’

 

 

GORGON ISLAND


Perseus smiled to himself as he buckled on the scythe and shield. He had hidden the tooth and eyeball well. The Grey Ones would be scrabbling for them for days. He felt sure that they would not think to break off their search to summon some bird or sea creature to warn their sisters of his approach. Even if they did, he had his marvellous armoury. The shield, Aegis, though … Why had Athena laid such stress on his keeping its surface polished to a high shine?

He rose above the surface of the sea and pointed himself in the direction of the Libyan coast.

The moon-chariot of SELENE was high in the sky as Perseus skimmed the sea searching for the Gorgon’s home. He came upon it soon enough, more of a series of rocky outcrops than an island and entirely shrouded in fog. He descended low enough to pierce the mist. Scant moonlight penetrated here. He realised as he hovered over the island that what he had taken for rock formations were in fact lifelike statues: seals, seabirds – and men. Even some women and children. How extraordinary to find a sculpture garden in so remote and sombre a place.

Now he could see the Gorgons. The three lay in a circle fast asleep, arms clasped around each other in a tender sisterly embrace. It was not quite as his mother had described to him. All three had tusks for teeth and claws of bronze, just as she had said, but only one had living, writhing serpents for hair. This must be Medusa. She was smaller than the others. In the moonlight her face was smooth. The other two had scaly skin that drooped in pouches. Medusa’s eyes were shut while she slept and Perseus could not resist looking at the closed lids, knowing that they only had to open for a second for his life to be ended. One single glance and –

Oh, fool that he was! The statues standing all around were not art, they were not the work of some gifted sculptor, they were the petrified forms of those who had met Medusa’s gaze.

The sandals silently beat the air as he hovered. He unsheathed the curved blade of the harpe and held out the shield before him. What should he do next? Suddenly he understood why Athena had charged him to keep it polished. He could not look directly into the eyes of Medusa, but her reflection … that was another thing.

He held the shield out and tilted it down so that he could see the sleeping group reflected quite clearly in the surface of the shining bronze.

Anyone who has ever tried to snip a recalcitrant eyebrow in the bathroom mirror will know how difficult it is to perform so delicate a task accurately in the backwards world of reflection without stabbing oneself. Left is right and right is left, near is far and far is near. Perseus adjusted the mirror so that he could see himself swinging the scythe backwards and forwards.

But there was nothing to see! How could the mirror not work?

Of course! Cursing himself for his slowness of wits, he removed the Hood of Hades and tucked it into the satchel. This was no easy task. With a heavy sickle in one hand and the even heavier shield in the other, with his mind half on the danger of waking the Gorgons and half on keeping his sandals hovering at just the right altitude, he was sweating and panting hard by the time he had tucked the hood away and was ready to concentrate on practising his moves. His reflection now clearly visible in the shield, he taught himself how to swing his sword arm in the mirror image.

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