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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires(6)
Author: Grady Hendrix

   “My husband, he…well,” Slick said, ignoring Kitty. “Leland wouldn’t understand why we read such morbid books in our book club—”

   “It’s not a book club,” Grace said.

   “—and I didn’t want to worry him,” Slick forged on, “so I told him we were a Bible study group.”

   No one said anything for a full fifteen seconds. Finally, Maryellen spoke. “You told your husband we’ve been reading the Bible?”

   “It rewards a lifetime of study,” Slick said.

   The silence stretched on as they looked at each other, incredulous, and then they all burst out laughing.

   “I’m serious, y’all,” Slick said. “He won’t let me come anymore if he knows.”

   They realized she was serious.

   “Slick,” Kitty said, solemnly. “I promise, on Saturday, all of us will profess a sincere and deep enthusiasm for the word of God.”

   And on Saturday, they all did.

   The husbands bumbled together in Kitty’s front yard, shaking hands and making jokes, with their weekend stubble and their Clemson logos and their Polo shirts tucked into their stonewashed jean shorts. Kitty divided them into teams, splitting up the couples, but Patricia insisted Korey be allowed to play.

   “All the other children are swimming off the dock,” Kitty said.

   “She’d rather play baseball,” Patricia said.

   “I’m not going to pitch underhanded just because she’s a child,” Kitty told her.

   “She’ll be fine,” Patricia said.

   Kitty had a strong swing and on the pitcher’s mound, she threw lethal fastballs. Korey watched her strike out Slick and Ed. Then she was up at bat.

   “Mom,” she said. “What if I miss?”

   “Then you tried your best,” Patricia told her.

   “What if I break one of her windows?” Korey asked.

   “Then I’ll buy you a frozen yogurt on the way home,” Patricia said.

   But as Korey walked to home plate, a bolt of worry shot through Patricia. Korey held the bat uncomfortably and its tip wobbled in the air. Her legs looked too thin, her arms looked too weak. She was just a baby. Patricia got ready to comfort her and tell her she tried her best. Kitty gave Patricia an apologetic shrug, then drew her right arm back and sent a fastball screaming at Korey in a straight line.

   There was a crack and the ball suddenly reversed direction, sailing in a high arc toward Kitty’s house, and then at the last moment it lifted, soaring over the roof, over the house, coming down somewhere deep in the woods. Everyone, even Korey, watched, frozen.

   “Go, Korey!” Patricia screamed, breaking the silence. “Run!”

   Korey circled the bases and her team took the game, 6–4. Korey was at bat for every single one of those points.

 

* * *

 

   —

   Six months later, it became clear Miss Mary could no longer live on her own. Carter and his two older brothers agreed to take turns having their mother stay with them four months at a time, and Carter, being the youngest, took her first.

   Then Sandy called the day before he was supposed to drive down and pick her up, saying, “My kids are too young to be around Mama when she’s confused like this. We want them to remember her the way she used to be.”

   Carter called his oldest brother, but Bobby said, “Mom wouldn’t be comfortable in Virginia, it’s too cold up here.”

   Harsh words were exchanged, and then Carter, sitting on the end of their bed, jammed his thumb down hard on the portable phone’s hang-up button and held it there for a very long time before he said:

   “Mom’s staying.”

   “For how long?” Patricia asked.

   “Forever,” he said.

   “But, Carter…,” she began.

   “What do you want me to do, Patty?” he asked. “Throw her out on the street? I can’t put her in a home.”

   Patricia immediately softened. Carter’s father had died when he was young and his mother had raised him alone. His next-oldest brother was eight years his senior and so it had been Carter and his mother on their own. Miss Mary’s sacrifices for Carter were family legend.

   “You’re right,” she said. “We have the garage room. We’ll make it work.”

   “Thank you,” he said after a long pause, and he sounded so genuinely grateful, Patricia knew they’d made the right decision.

   But Korey was starting middle school, and Blue couldn’t focus on his math and he needed a tutor and he was only in fourth grade, and Carter’s mother couldn’t always say what she was thinking, and she was getting worse every day.

   Frustration poisoned Miss Mary’s personality. Once she had doted on her grandchildren. Now, when Blue accidentally knocked over her buttermilk she pinched his arm so hard it left a black-and-blue mark. She kicked Patricia in the shin after finding out there was no liver for her supper. She demanded to be taken to the bus station constantly. After a series of incidents, Patricia learned she couldn’t be left home alone.

   Grace stopped by early one afternoon on a day when Miss Mary had already thrown her bowl of cereal on the floor, then clogged her toilet in the garage room with an entire roll of paper.

   “I wanted to invite you to be my guest for the closing night of Spoleto,” Grace told Patricia. “I have tickets for you, Kitty, Maryellen, and Slick. I thought it would be nice if we did something cultural.”

   Patricia ached to go. Closing night of Spoleto took place outdoors at Middleton Place. You had a picnic on a blanket on the hill facing the lake while the Charleston Symphony Orchestra played classical music and it ended with fireworks. Then she heard Ragtag yelp from the den and Miss Mary say something ugly.

   “I’m sorry, but I can’t,” Patricia said.

   “Can I help?” Grace asked.

   And it all came out, how scared Patricia felt about Miss Mary living with them, how hard it was for her to sit at the table for dinner with the children, how much of a strain it was on her and Carter.

   “But I don’t want to complain,” Patricia said. “She did so much for Carter.”

   Grace said she was sorry Patricia wouldn’t make Spoleto, then left, and Patricia cursed herself for talking too much.

   The next day, a pickup truck pulled into Patricia’s driveway with Kitty’s boys in the back along with a portable toilet, a walker, bedpans, washing basins, large-handled plastic cutlery, and boxes of unbreakable plates. Kitty heaved herself out of the driver’s seat.

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