NEWT
The what?
TINA
(becoming irritated)
The No-Maj! No-magic – the non-wizard!
NEWT
Oh sorry, we call them Muggles.
TINA
(getting really worried)
You wiped his memory, right? The No-Maj with the case?
NEWT
Um . . .
TINA
(appalled)
That’s a Section 3A, Mr Scamander. I’m taking you in.
She takes NEWT by the arm and they Disapparate again.
SCENE 18
EXT. BROADWAY—DAY
An ornately carved, incredibly tall skyscraper on the corner of a bustling street – the Woolworth Building.
NEWT and TINA hurry along Broadway towards this building, TINA almost dragging NEWT by his coat sleeve.
TINA
Come on.
NEWT
Er – sorry but I do have things to do, actually.
TINA
Well, you’ll have to rearrange them!
TINA forcefully guides NEWT through the busy traffic.
TINA
What are you doing in New York anyway?
NEWT
I came to buy a birthday present.
TINA
Couldn’t you have done that in London?
They have arrived outside the Woolworth Building. Workers move in and out of a large revolving door.
NEWT
No, there’s only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world and he lives in New York, so no . . .
TINA moves NEWT towards a side door, guarded by a man in a cloaked uniform.
TINA
(to the guard)
I got a Section 3A.
The guard immediately opens the door.
SCENE 19
INT. WOOLWORTH BUILDING RECEPTION—DAY
A normal 1920s office atrium, people milling around and chatting.
TINA (O.S.)
Hey. By the way, we closed that guy down a year ago. We don’t allow the breeding of magical creatures in New York.
PAN AROUND to watch TINA come through the door with NEWT. As they enter, the whole entrance magically transforms from the Woolworth Building to the Magical Congress of the United States of America (MACUSA).
SCENE 20
INT. MACUSA LOBBY—DAY
NEWT’S POV, as they move up a wide staircase and enter the main lobby – a vast, impressive space with impossibly high vaulted ceilings.
High up, a gigantic dial with many cogs and faces emblazoned with the legend: MAGICAL EXPOSURE THREAT LEVEL. The hand on the dial points to SEVERE: UNEXPLAINED ACTIVITY. Behind hangs an imposing portrait of a majestic-looking witch: SERAPHINA PICQUERY, MACUSA’s President.
Owls circulate, witches and wizards in 1920s dress are hard at work. TINA guides an impressed-looking NEWT through the bustle. They pass several wizards sitting in a line, waiting to have their wands shined by a house-elf who operates a complex contraption of feathers.
NEWT and TINA reach an elevator. The doors open to reveal RED, a goblin bellboy.
RED
Hey, Goldstein.
TINA
Hey, Red.
TINA pushes NEWT inside.
SCENE 21
INT. ELEVATOR—DAY
TINA
(to RED)
Major Investigation Department.
RED
I thought you was—
TINA
Major Investigation Department! I got a Section 3A!
RED uses a long clawed stick to reach an elevator button above his head. The elevator descends.
SCENE 22
INT. MAJOR INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT—DAY
CLOSE ON a newspaper – The New York Ghost – with the headline ‘MAGICAL DISTURBANCES RISK WIZARDING EXPOSURE’.
A group of the highest-level Aurors in the organisation are gathered together in serious discussion. Among them are GRAVES, examining the newspaper, his face cut and bruised from last night’s encounter with the strange entity, and MADAM PICQUERY herself.
MADAM PICQUERY
The International Confederation is threatening to send a delegation. They think this is related to Grindelwald’s attacks in Europe.
GRAVES
I was there. This is a beast. No human could do what this thing is capable of, Madam President.
MADAM PICQUERY (O.S.)
Whatever it is, one thing’s clear – it must be stopped. It’s terrorising No-Majs, and when No-Majs are afraid, they attack. This could mean exposure. It could mean war.
On hearing footsteps, the group looks round to see TINA, who approaches cautiously, leading NEWT.
MADAM PICQUERY
(angry but contained)
I made your position here quite clear, Miss Goldstein.
TINA
(frightened)
Yes, Madam President, but I—
MADAM PICQUERY
You are no longer an Auror.
TINA
No, Madam President, but—
MADAM PICQUERY
Goldstein.
TINA
There’s been a minor incident—
MADAM PICQUERY
Well, this office is currently concerned with very major incidents. Get out.
TINA
(humiliated)
Yes, ma’am.
TINA pushes a bemused-looking NEWT back towards the elevator. GRAVES looks after them, the only one to appear sympathetic.
SCENE 23
INT. BASEMENT—DAY
The elevator descends rapidly through the long shaft.
The doors open onto a cramped, airless, windowless basement room. A painful contrast to the floor above. Clearly the place where utter no-hopers work.
TINA leads NEWT past a hundred typewriters clacking away unmanned, with a tangle of glass pipes hanging down from the ceiling above them.
As each memo or form is completed by a typewriter, it folds itself into an origami rat, which scurries up the appropriate tube to the offices above. Two rats collide and fight, tearing each other apart.
TINA walks towards a dingy corner of the room. A sign: WAND PERMIT OFFICE.
NEWT ducks under it.
SCENE 24
INT. WAND PERMIT OFFICE—DAY
The Wand Permit Office is only slightly larger than a cupboard. There are piles of unopened wand applications.
TINA stops behind a desk, removing her coat and hat. She tries to regain her lost status in front of NEWT by appearing official, busying herself with papers.
TINA
So, you got your wand permit? All foreigners have to have them in New York.
NEWT
(lying)
I made a postal application weeks ago.
TINA
(now sitting on the desk, scribbles on a clipboard)
Scamander . . .
(finding him very fishy)
And you were just in Equatorial Guinea?
NEWT
I’ve just completed a year in the field. I’m writing a book about magical creatures.
TINA
Like – an extermination guide?
NEWT
No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.
ABERNATHY (O.S.)
GOLDSTEIN! Where is she? Where is she? GOLDSTEIN!
TINA ducks behind her desk, which amuses NEWT.
ABERNATHY, a pompous jobsworth, enters. He immediately realises where TINA is hidden.
ABERNATHY
Goldstein!
TINA, looking guilty, slowly emerges from behind the desk.
ABERNATHY
Did you just butt in on the Investigative Team again?
TINA is about to defend herself, but ABERNATHY continues.
ABERNATHY
Where’ve you been?
TINA