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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them(2)
Author: J.K. Rowling

MARY LOU (O.S.)

We have to fight – join us, the Second Salemers, in our fight!

JACOB makes his way through the gathered crowd, also pushing past TINA.

JACOB

Excuse me doll, just trying to get to the bank – excuse me – just trying . . .

JACOB trips over NEWT’S case, disappearing momentarily. NEWT hauls him up.

NEWT

I’m so sorry – my case—

JACOB

No harm done—

JACOB struggles on, heading past MARY LOU and up the steps of the bank.

JACOB

Excuse me!

The kerfuffle around NEWT draws MARY LOU’S attention.

MARY LOU

(charming, to NEWT)

You, friend! What drew you to our meeting today?

NEWT is startled to find himself the centre of attention.

NEWT

Oh . . . I was just . . . passing . . .

MARY LOU

Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth?

A beat.

NEWT

I’m more of a chaser, really.

ANGLE ON people moving in and out of the bank.

A smartly dressed man flips a dime towards a beggar sitting on the steps.

CLOSE ON the dime, falling in slow motion.

MARY LOU (O.S.)

Hear my words and heed my warning . . .

ANGLE ON some little paws, which have appeared in the narrow crack between the lid and the body of NEWT’S case.

ANGLE ON the dime hitting the steps with a musical clang.

ANGLE ON the paws, now trying hard to prise open the case.

MARY LOU

. . . and laugh if you dare: witches live among us!

MARY LOU’S three adopted children, adults CREDENCE and CHASTITY, and MODESTY (an eight-year-old girl), hand out leaflets. CREDENCE appears nervous and troubled.

MARY LOU (O.S.)

We have to fight together for the sake of our children – for the sake of tomorrow!

(to NEWT)

What do you say to that, friend?

As NEWT looks up towards MARY LOU, something seen from the corner of his eye catches his attention. The Niffler, a small furry black cross between a mole and a duck-billed platypus, is sitting on the steps of the bank, hastily pulling the beggar’s hat full of money out of sight behind a pillar.

NEWT, startled, looks down at his case.

ANGLE ON the Niffler, busy shovelling the beggar’s coins into a pouch in its belly. The Niffler looks up, notices NEWT’S gaze, and hurriedly gathers the rest of the coins before tumbling away and into the bank.

NEWT jolts forwards.

NEWT

Excuse me.

ANGLE ON MARY LOU – she looks confused at NEWT’S lack of interest in her cause.

MARY LOU (O.S.)

Witches live among us.

ANGLE ON TINA, moving through the crowd, eyeing NEWT suspiciously.

 

 

SCENE 8

INT. LOBBY OF BANK—MOMENTS LATER—DAY

A large, impressive-looking bank atrium. In the centre, behind a golden counter, clerks are busy at work serving customers.

NEWT skids to a halt in the entrance of the space and looks around for his creature. His dress and demeanour make him out of place among the smartly dressed New Yorkers.

BANK EMPLOYEE

(suspicious)

Can I help you, sir?

NEWT

No, I was just . . . just . . . waiting . . .

NEWT motions towards a bench and backs away, taking a seat next to JACOB.

TINA peers at NEWT from behind a pillar.

JACOB

(nervous)

Hi. What brings you here?

NEWT is desperately trying to spot his Niffler.

NEWT

Same as you . . .

JACOB

You’re here to get a loan to open up a bakery?

NEWT

(looking around – preoccupied)

Yes.

JACOB

What are the odds of that? Well, may the best man win, I guess.

NEWT spots the Niffler, which is now stealing coins from someone’s bag.

JACOB holds out his hand, but NEWT is off.

NEWT

Excuse me.

NEWT darts away. In his place on the bench lies a large silver egg.

JACOB

Hey, mister . . . hey, mister!

NEWT doesn’t hear; he is too engaged in hunting the Niffler.

JACOB picks up the egg just as the door into the BANK MANAGER’S office opens, and a SECRETARY looks out.

JACOB

Hey, fella!

SECRETARY

Mr Kowalski, Mr Bingley will see you now.

Pocketing the egg, JACOB heads towards the office, steeling himself.

JACOB

(sotto voce)

Okay . . . okay.

ANGLE ON NEWT, surreptitiously pursuing the Niffler as it moves through the bank. He finally spots it removing a glittering buckle from a lady’s shoe before scurrying onwards, eager for more shiny objects.

As NEWT watches, helpless, the Niffler jumps lithely between cases and into bags, snatching and pilfering.

 

 

SCENE 9

INT. BINGLEY’S OFFICE—MOMENTS LATER—DAY

JACOB is facing the imposing and impeccably suited MR BINGLEY. BINGLEY is examining JACOB’S business proposal for a bakery.

An uncomfortable silence. The sound of a ticking clock and BINGLEY murmuring.

JACOB looks down at his pocket – the egg has started to vibrate.

BINGLEY

You are currently working . . . in a canning factory?

JACOB

That’s the best I can do – I only got back in ’24.

BINGLEY

Got back?

JACOB

From Europe, sir. Yeah – I was part of the Expeditionary Forces there—

JACOB is clearly nervous, miming a digging action to the words ‘Expeditionary Forces’, in the vain hope that a joke might help his cause.

 

 

SCENE 10

INT. BACK ROOM OF THE BANK—MOMENTS LATER—DAY

We cut back to NEWT in the bank – in seeking the Niffler he has ended up waiting in line for a bank teller. He cranes his neck, peering towards the bag of a lady at the front of the line. TINA watches him from behind a pillar.

ANGLE ON coins spilling from underneath a bench.

ANGLE ON NEWT, who hears the coins and turns to see small paws hastily gathering them up.

ANGLE ON the Niffler sitting under the bench looking fat and smug. Not yet satisfied, its attention is caught by the shiny tag hanging around the neck of a small dog. The Niffler moves slowly, cheekily, forwards – little paw outstretched to grab the tag. The dog snarls and barks.

NEWT starts forwards and dives under the bench – the Niffler runs, scuttling over the bank counter screens and out of NEWT’S reach.

 

 

SCENE 11

INT. BINGLEY’S OFFICE—MOMENTS LATER—DAY

JACOB opens his case with great pride. Inside is displayed a selection of his home-made pastries.

JACOB (O.S.)

All right.

BINGLEY

Mr Kowalski—

JACOB

—you gotta try the paczki, okay, it’s my grandmother’s recipe, the orange zest – just—

JACOB holds out a paczki . . . BINGLEY is not distracted.

BINGLEY

Mr Kowalski, what do you propose to offer the bank as collateral?

JACOB

Collateral?

BINGLEY

Collateral.

JACOB gestures hopefully towards his pastries.

BINGLEY

There are machines now that can produce hundreds of doughnuts an hour—

JACOB

I know, I know, but they’re nothing like what I can do—

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